herpin the derp

2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

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girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

aujoule:

"And Kuzuryuu is the only SDR2 boy without a pointing sprite!""Obviously they’re all pointing at him."

aujoule:

"And Kuzuryuu is the only SDR2 boy without a pointing sprite!"
"Obviously they’re all pointing at him."

Excuse me, are you accepting ideas for Homestuck panel or sprite edits? I saw in your Homestuck edits, you had a doomed John edit, and I was wondering if you could do a Doomed Dave edit in the same way. (Panel & Talksprite) Can it be the version of Dave with the green Felt suit that got his neck slit, and blood leaking everywhere? Thanks if you can do this, I really like all of your edits, there're well made!
Anonymous

I’m sorry to say that I no longer have the free time for edits that I once did. Which is the main reason why I haven’t uploaded anything new in such a long time. I am glad to hear that you like them though, I wish I could say I’d do this, but unfortunately I’m just not taking requests right now. Sorry!

shadetastic:

you can have FOUR

shadetastic:

you can have FOUR

starsonapollo:

homosexual-titan:

countbackwardsfrominfinity:

homosexual-titan:

countbackwardsfrominfinity:

homosexual-titan:

countbackwardsfrominfinity:

homosexual-titan:

Mama… just killed a man…

Picked him up and bit his head,
Swallowed him whole and now he’s dead

Mama… The fight has just begun
But now I’ve gone and thrown my limbs away

Mama..Ooooooo
I’m gonna make you scream and cry,
You won’t be back in time for bed tomorrow,
You’ll be gone, you’ll be gone

Too late, my time has come
Body’s decapitating all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the titans on your own

Your mama,
She’s gonna cry,
It’ll be like you were never even born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Rivaille, Rivaille, will you do the Titan K.O,
Sexiness with lighting,
Very, very frightening.
(Ravioli) Ravioli
(Ravioli) Ravioli
(Ravioli) Heichou
Magnifico

I’m just a shifter nobody loves me
He is just a shifter with barely any family,Spare him the crime of destroying the city
Titans come Titans goI’ll shift, then I’ll go?
MA-RI-A
No! We’ve let our cities go!(Eren, go!)
TROST DIS-CTRICT
We must seal the hole!(Squadron, go!)
LE-ON-HART
We will catch her now!(Annie, no!)
Sina’s not our home! (Don’t you know?)
Kill, Kill all the titans.
Eren, let me go, oh!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, BRO!
Oh, Wall MariaWall Maria(Wall Maria we will go)
My old basement has secrets put aside for me,for me, for me.
Can you kill all of them in a blink of an eye?
Could Marco come back and others who have already died?
Oh, maybe.Can’t cry over this, baby.Just gotta let goOh, freckled jesus don’t you fear.
(Oh yeah, blood bath)
Killing titans matters,Everyone can see.Killing titans matters,Killing titans matters,To me.
All the bloodshed starts here…..

starsonapollo:

homosexual-titan:

countbackwardsfrominfinity:

homosexual-titan:

countbackwardsfrominfinity:

homosexual-titan:

countbackwardsfrominfinity:

homosexual-titan:

Mama… just killed a man…

Picked him up and bit his head,

Swallowed him whole and now he’s dead

Mama… The fight has just begun

But now I’ve gone and thrown my limbs away

Mama..Ooooooo

I’m gonna make you scream and cry,

You won’t be back in time for bed tomorrow,

You’ll be gone, you’ll be gone

Too late, my time has come

Body’s decapitating all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the titans on your own

Your mama,

She’s gonna cry,

It’ll be like you were never even born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,

Rivaille, Rivaille, will you do the Titan K.O,

Sexiness with lighting,

Very, very frightening.

(Ravioli) Ravioli

(Ravioli) Ravioli

(Ravioli) Heichou

Magnifico

I’m just a shifter nobody loves me

He is just a shifter with barely any family,
Spare him the crime of destroying the city

Titans come 
Titans go
I’ll shift, then I’ll go?

MA-RI-A

No! We’ve let our cities go!
(Eren, go!)

TROST DIS-CTRICT

We must seal the hole!
(Squadron, go!)

LE-ON-HART

We will catch her now!
(Annie, no!)

Sina’s not our home!
(Don’t you know?)

Kill, Kill all the titans.

Eren, let me go, oh!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, BRO!

Oh, Wall Maria
Wall Maria
(Wall Maria we will go)

My old basement has secrets put aside for me,
for me, 
for me.

Can you kill all of them in a blink of an eye?

Could Marco come back and others who have already died?

Oh, maybe.
Can’t cry over this, baby.
Just gotta let go
Oh, freckled jesus don’t you fear.

(Oh yeah, blood bath)

Killing titans matters,
Everyone can see.
Killing titans matters,
Killing titans matters,
To me.

All the bloodshed starts here…..

vanquishedvaliant:

awfullydull:

jaredmorgan:

I drew this Buff Wizard. 


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