herpin the derp

"Tina"

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

xasteriia:

I had to butcher the quality to upload this to tumblr, but here you go anyway.

xasteriia:

I had to butcher the quality to upload this to tumblr, but here you go anyway.

peko-pekoyama:

I can’t do this. I’m done I’m leaving goodbye forever

barleytea:

danger roomba two doodles

byakuya-mioda:

i took this picture because whenever Kuzuryuu’s stuck in this particular sprite he looks like he’s very concerned about the state of akane’s boobs

byakuya-mioda:

i took this picture because whenever Kuzuryuu’s stuck in this particular sprite he looks like he’s very concerned about the state of akane’s boobs

all-the-fluff:


original from Dangan Ronpa 4koma
translation by UmiHoshi @ all-the-fluff

all-the-fluff:

original from Dangan Ronpa 4koma

translation by UmiHoshi @ all-the-fluff